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guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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(Kaynak: guy, bronze-handcuffs gönderdi)

stayburned:

aladone:

It’s so weird how the world is floating like what if it falls

THIS POST MADE ME REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE

(thesupernaturaltablet gönderdi)

melankoliadam:

“Resmim nasıl olmuş?" dedim ; "Sıradan bir şapka işte." dediler. Oysaki ben büyük bir fili yutan yılanı çizmiştim.
melankoliadam:

“Resmim nasıl olmuş?" dedim ; "Sıradan bir şapka işte." dediler. Oysaki ben büyük bir fili yutan yılanı çizmiştim.

twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck:

group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

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(theinsurgentgames gönderdi)

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

(kirk--out gönderdi)

  • before shaving my legs: i don't want to no they're not thAT PRICKLY ITS FINE I'LL JUST WEAR SWEAT PANTS FOREVER NOBODY WILL TOUCH MY LEGS ANYWAY I H A T E S H A V I N G
  • after shaving my legs: praise jesus i am such a sexual creature everyone should be stroking my legs why didn't i do this earlier everythinG IS AMAZING

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

(lubricates gönderdi)

dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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(damn-funny gönderdi)

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